I love me some oatmeal. Not the instant stuff. Large batches of the real stuff. But I'll even take cafeteria-bulk-oatmeal with some brown sugar, raisins and butter and I'll LOVE it.

I think I am sucking ass at Fable. I show off my trophy and 7 out of 20 see it. I blow. I cannot find a single barber or tattooist in Bowerstone or whatever. I mean, how hard can it be? But I can't. I deserve to still be called chicken chaser. Though I did kill a lot of merchants in the forest. I had to offset killing the bandits.