I pulled the shit out of my neck and shoulder trying to put a dollar in my left-side jeans pocket with my right hand.
Went home early to lie on my back, still doing that with ice. Farmer's market tomorrow, birthday party tomorrow night, glass all day Sunday. I am determined. Tonight I baby my poor body. What a lame way to injure oneself!

And yeah, like everyone says… Helens burped. Neato!