Your Friday was better than mine

I promise you. You weren’t driving 60 when a cat pooped in your car, nearby…the cat that you soon learned was the one who ate your spider plant, so that the poop was hanging out her butt on it as she walked across you and jumped down and then back up right in your lap and PEED ON YOU.

Back from 72 hours of evacuation to the coast. My house smells like a swimming pool, and I could rent it out as an oxygen bar right now…but it is 100% mold free.

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